Why spend $30 on a GORGEOUS journal that's too pretty to ruin with your dark and nasty thoughts?

Reserve a one-of-a-kind junk journal handmade by the Dork Witch using whatever goblincore found within arm's reach. Perfect for the honeybadger in your life who could use a low-skill crapgift to vent into.
 
Doubles as kindling so it's good for the environment too.